Dylan

The Roberts Family

Dylan

Dylan Wyatt Roberts

Watch your back.

"I have developed X-ray goggles. Nice undershorts."

Crikey! 'E's a feisty one! 'E may be sleeping, but don't wake him up. 'E'll tear your arm off.

Dylan is 2 1/2 years old. We are aging 5--make that 7-- years for every one of his. We simply can't put words to the feelings evoked by living with our little charmer; we can only document the richer moments here. [Editor's note: he peed on the couch while I was editing this page.]

Favorite quote: "I'm SUPERMAN!"

Dylan in his natural habitat. (Logie's visiting.)

"I'm upside down, Daddy, I'm upside down, Daddy, I'm upside down."

Top 10--make that 11--reasons our pediatrician may think Mindy is stalking him:

11. Ruptured eardum, May 2003

10. Head wound (3 stitches), December 2002

9. Hernia repair (x 3), December 2002

8. Spigelian hernia, November 2002

7. Missing toenail, October 2002

6. Bilateral inguinal hernias, February 2002

5. Pneumonia (twice), December 2001

4. Broken arm, September 2001

3. Arrhythmia,

2. respiratory failure,

1. and viral myocarditis, August 2000.

The Great Chase

This kind of thing happens more than you'd think. We finish dinner, have a bath, everyone's warm and relaxed, and then suddenly someone bolts for the door. The difference this time was that I was just putting the camera away when it happened. Next time, the FBI agent down the street will notice and I'll be updating this from my cell.

...and the chase begins in earnest.